Demetri Martin

Some of this quotes:

  • “People and squirrels are very different. Most people will not
    argue that. But I find that there is one situation in which they’re
    very similar. And that is: when I am driving towards them in my car.”
  • “Canoe + waterfall = I don’t go camping anymore.”
  • “I feel stupid when I write the word banana. ‘Cause I’m like ‘Bana … keep going. Banananana … damn.’
  • “I like clothes, you know. I dig fabrics. One of my favorite
    clothing patterns is camouflage. Because when you’re in the woods it
    makes you blend in. But when you’re not it does just the opposite. It’s
    like, ‘Hey, there’s an asshole.’ But when you’re in the woods you’re
    like, ‘Is there an asshole out here?'”
  • “‘Sort of’ is such a harmless thing to say. Sort of. It’s just a
    filler. Sort of – it doesn’t really mean anything. But after certain
    things, sort of means everything. Like after “I love you” or “You’re
    going to live.” Or “It’s a boy.””
  • “I think it’s interesting that “cologne” rhymes with “alone.””
  • “Whenever I investigate a smell, I find that the answer is always bad. It’s never: “What is that? *sniff* muffins!””

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