Pick Up Lines

Fellas:
These are not be the best ways to introduce yourself/get the attention
of a fine young lass you’ve got your heart set on. You may be rewarded
for your efforts with a resounding slap!




* Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?


* Do you know karate? ’Cause your body sure is kickin’!


* I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I’m the only one talking to you.

* If I had a nickel for every time I saw a woman as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.


* Hi, I’m Mr. Right–I heard you were looking for me.


* Girl, you must have a license to drive me that crazy!!


* Are you from Tennessee? ’Cause you’re the only ten-I-see.


* Damn! And I thought I was good looking!


* My last name is “Visa,” because I’m everywhere you want to be!


* I only thought about you once today–I just never stopped.


* If you put 11 roses in your arms and looked in the mirror, you would see the twelve most beautiful things in the world.


* OK, I’m here, what’s your next wish?


* You’re so sweet, you give me a toothache.


* You never got a second chance to make a first impression


* Drop the zero and get with a hero, baby.


* Do you have a map? I’m lost in your eyes.


* Baby, you make me melt like an M & M in your mouth.


* They say milk does the body good, but damn, how much have you been drinking?


* Your name must be Campbell ’cause you’re Mmm! Mmm! Good.


* Baby, you remind me of a parking ticket because you have “fine” written all over your face.


* Out of all the fish in the sea, you’re the one I got hooked on.


* You must have been a Girl Scout because you have my heart all tied up in knots.


* You give me a reason to wake up every day.


* I don’t know if you are beautiful or not; I haven’t gotten past your eyes yet.


* I made a wish on a falling star, and you just made my wish come true!


* Your father must be a weapons specialist because you are the bomb!


* Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can really see myself in them.

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