The day has come. I have been propositioned by a 70something year old white clerk working at Perfumemania at Aventura Mall.
He: "We have lots of stores, all over."
Me: "Yeah, I know."
He: "We have a store in Columbus"
Me: "I know, but at the time I didn’t have the cash flow"
He: "Well if it was up to me and I was single I would marry you" [dead serious]
…Any minute now…
Me: "Did you say marry?"
Me: "Were you talking to me?"
Him: "Yes, but there might be a problem with my wife"
Me: "Uhm, yeeeah, she might take offense at that." Nervous laughter
Should I just throw in the proverbial towel that I haven’t actually started using yet?