Those who forget the pasta are condemned to reheat it. ~Author Unknown
I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o’clock in the morning. ~John Barrymore
Red meat is not bad for you. Now blue-green meat, that�s bad for you! ~Tommy Smothers
As a child my family’s menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. ~Buddy Hackett
Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage. Lettuce pray. ~Author Unknown
The bagel, an unsweetened doughnut with rigor mortis. ~Beatrice & Ira Freeman
My favorite animal is steak. ~Fran Lebowitz
In Mexico we have a word for sushi: bait. ~José Simons
I don’t think America will have really made it until we have our own salad dressing. Until then we’re stuck behind the French, Italians, Russians and Caesarians. ~Pat McNelis
Chili represents your three stages of matter: solid, liquid, and eventually gas. ~Roseanne, “Don’t Make Me Over,” May 1992, spoken by character Dan Conner
A nickel will get you on the subway, but garlic will get you a seat. ~Old New York Proverb
Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. ~Mark Twain
The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. ~Calvin Trillin
You are what you eat. For example, if you eat garlic you’re apt to be a hermit. ~Franklin P. Jones
The story of barbecue is the story of America: Settlers arrive on great unspoiled continent, discover wondrous riches, set them on fire and eat them. ~Vince Staten
Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. ~Mark Twain
The woman just ahead of you at the supermarket checkout has all the delectable groceries you didn’t even know they carried. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic’s Notebook, 1966
Avoid fruit and nuts. You are what you eat. ~Jim Davis
The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later you’re hungry again. ~George Miller
I’ll bet what motivated the British to colonize so much of the world is that they were just looking for a decent meal. ~Martha Harrison
It’s so beautifully arranged on the plate – you know someone’s fingers have been all over it. ~Julia Child
I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
I don’t even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.
The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.
I love Thanksgiving turkey…it’s the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts.
I went to a restaurant that serves ‘breakfast at any time’. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he’s buying.
“Green clovers. Blue diamonds. Orange Stars. Pink hearts. Purple horseshoes. Man, I never know if I looking at a bowl of cereal or having another acid flashback.” — Dave Henry
“Arsenic is edible. Only once.”