Inside every older person is a younger person — wondering what the heck happened.
Cora Harvey Armstrong-
Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can
usually shut her up with cookies.
The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
Helen Hayes (at 73-
I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of
them as stray eyebrows.
Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first one being
–hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
Old age ain’t no place for sissies.
The phrase "working mother" is redundant.
Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts
I try to take one day at a time — but sometimes several days
attack me at once.
If you can’t be a good example — then you’ll just have to be a
I’m not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I’m
not dumb — and I’m also not blonde.
I’m not going to vacuum ’til Sears makes one you can ride on.
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage
and a career.
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man,
I keep his house.
-Zsa Zsa Gabor
Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.