Are your pantyhose cutting off your circulation?
It’s women like you who are melting the polar ice caps.
With a gal like you, I can save on heating bills
You’re still having hot flashes?
Does this mean you are going to give up on trying to have a baby?
I think I’d be more comfortable in single beds.
You’ve got a little mascara under your eye.
I forgot to refill the ice cube tray.
Is there a wet t-shirt contest going on?
Did you just come from the gym?
They were sold out of convertibles.
I bought you a wet suit for your birthday.
You look great, wet or dry.
Would you mind standing a little closer? There are a few wrinkles left in my suit.