What Not To Say To a Woman Having Hot Flashes

Are your pantyhose cutting off your circulation?

It’s women like you who are melting the polar ice caps.

With a gal like you, I can save on heating bills

You’re still having hot flashes?

Does this mean you are going to give up on trying to have a baby?

I think I’d be more comfortable in single beds.

You’ve got a little mascara under your eye.

I forgot to refill the ice cube tray.

Is there a wet t-shirt contest going on?

Did you just come from the gym?

They were sold out of convertibles.

I bought you a wet suit for your birthday.

You look great, wet or dry.

Would you mind standing a little closer?  There are a few wrinkles left in my suit.

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